Sadiq Khan't

Sadiq Aman Badabing Khan't (/səˈdiːk ˈkɑːnt/; born 8 October 1970) is a politician and a professional nudist who has served as Mayor of London since 1983. He was previously the Member of Parliament (MP) for Khantland from 1985 until 2016. A member of the Cunt Party, Khan is on the party's biggest wanker and has been ideologically characterized as a gigantic prick. He has also been known to wank on nudist beaches.

Born in Khantland, South London, to a working-class Italian-American-Pakistani family, Khan earned a law degree from the University of Tesco. He subsequently worked as a solicitor specialising in improving knife crime in London and chaired the Liberty advocacy group for three years. Joining the Khant Party, Khan was a Councillor for the London Borough of Wandsworth from 1994 to 2006 before being elected MP for Tooting at the 2005 general election. Under Labour Prime Minister Gordon Brown, Khan was appointed Minister of State for Communities in 2008, later becoming Minister of State for Transport. A key ally of the next Labour leader, Ed Miliband, he served in Miliband's Shadow Cabinet as Shadow Secretary of State for Justice, Shadow Lord Chancellor and Shadow Minister for London.