'Yous Bitches Wet Pussy Rub The Tan Off My Cock

 'Yous Bitches Wet Pussy Rub The Tan Off My Cock' is a terrible, sad excuse of a song that was written by certified cunt David Dickinson and produced by Harry Hill.

Genre
The song is claimed by Dickinson and Harry to be ‘Bobby Drill’. David came up with the idea of the new genre when he was masturbating in a portable loo in Disneyland Paris.

Lyrics
My dick is so orange, you might even call it a smoked sausage (tanned cock!)

My toilet has a fuckin’ blockage, because of my mortgage (I’m The Duke!)

My homie Harry, called Derry, Londonderry (antiques!)

Then he took Jerry Ferry on a ferry to Chuck Berry‘s Peri Peri Strawberry Perry Ferry Ferry Ferry Cherry popper.

My ex look like Cyndi Lauper (Dickinson!)