King Potato Patrick The Third

King Potato Patrick III was an Irish King who ordered all homosexual leprechauns to invade England. His reign lasted from 1206 BBC to 1301 BBC.

Appearance
Potato Patrick’s true appearance is highly unknown of. People claim during that time that his head was shaped like a soggy potato and had a big nose, thus having to go outside with a paper Bag over his head.

An Artists representation shows that Potato Patrick was actually just a potato, with arms and legs and eyes, and some weird things sticking out of his head.