John Cooper Clarke

John Cooper Clarke is a old, ancient goth cunt who writes poems about goth-esque shit.

Appearance
Clarke is known for his gigantic nose and wrinkly mug, almost identical to a 105 year old man's scrotum. Clarke is also known for his long, untidy and scruffy hair. Cunt looks like he hasn't washed it since the early 1980s, filthy unhygienic cunt, there is probably bugs living in there.

Career
Clarke is known for his poems 'Dick Banana African Cunt'.

In 2010 Clarke became a dealer in hit TV programme David Dickinson's Real Drugs Straight Off Stockport Rd. But was removed off the show a couple of months later due to snitching allegations, goth twat.

Shortly after Clarke was booted off the programme he decided to create his own TV Show John Cooper Clarke’s Talent Time. It was a tremendous failure and it was axed after the first episode.