David Dickinson's Real Drugs Straight Off Stockport Rd

David Dickinson's Real Drugs Straight Off Stockport Rd is a show broadcasted by some cunty alternative to BBC, and presented by the famous tanned fanny David Dickinson. Basically about dealing drugs and antiques, but Dickinson's ideal shit is drugs.

Dealers

 * Keith Lemon (Cunt that looks like a 1970s pornstar)
 * Gary Glitter (Paedo cunt)
 * Paddy McGuinness (Unfunny cunty twat)
 * Harry Hill (Slaphead cunt)
 * John Cooper Clarke (dinosaur goth cunt)
 * Gok Wan (Gay chinese twat)
 * Paul O' Grady (Gay dog-shagging cunt)