Gerry Cinnamon

Gerard "Glaswegian Bell-end" Crosbie (born 1 October 1984), professionally known as Gerry Cinnamon, is a Scottish singer-songwriter and professional flute player. He is known for pioneering the genre Midget Porn Rock and Scottish Porn Metal.

early life
Gerry was born in Invercuntis, situated near the shores of Loch Cuntfistor in West Scotland. Growing up in a rural location Gerry found love for Midget Porn Rock, a grotesque genre of rock music inspired by horny dwarves bumming eachother. And also Scottish Porn Metal, which is erm... kind of explainable to be fair.